 | Phil yolk the fresh mouth troble maker of high school and now baby daddy morning friend angery teen who knows what he'll do next |
 | the hardcore rock queen that is jakie is not shy to experssing her feelings she is the only one that's not been pregnat but eggs call her a slut she knows how to have good time and her mom dispizes her for that because her mom got prego at 15 she says live and let live |
 | the ackward one who no one likes that puberty kicked full swing in the nuts has a big crush on cindy but knocked up phils chick and kisses alice and sally cindys twin does this guy know how to F*#&! things up or what |
 | Sally and Cidy the opisite twins cindy being the smart one who takes things slow and has been with one guy in her life while her twin sally is the dumbest egg you could ever see and she'll have her tounge jamed down your throat before she knows your name who know what will happen to her ( we're gonna kill her [or are we{no we're not}]) |
